11/12/2024
Auburn's plane turned around and headed home when two players wouldn’t stop fighting.
So apparently the pilots were their parents.
11/8/2024
After beating Texas A&M, UCF fans stormed the court. Later they received some sad news: It was only the first game
11/5/2024
College hoops season started yesterday. And yet nobody seems to be talking about it today. Wonder why.
11/1/2024
Duke’s Cooper Flagg says he always likes to be "where my feet are". Whereas his coach would like him to, at least occasionally, jump.
10/29/2024
The announcement that Tony Bennett is retiring has confused everyone in Virginia. And Liza Minelli.
10/25/2024
UCLA will honor Bill Walton by playing while wearing tie-dyed jerseys. This idea somehow received more votes than playing while high.
10/22/2024
The SEC and Big12 both claimed they have the best teams in college basketball. And at this point you should be laughing. And by you I mean UConn.
10/18/2024
Cal tapped NASA for advice on travel in the ACC. And there you have definitive proof that people in California are from another planet.
10/15/2024
The NCAA is eliminating national letters of intent. Makes sense. You know, because nobody under 18 has ever written a letter.
10/11/2024
The NCAA is shortening the transfer window. Finally an advantage for basketball players who are not tall.
10/8/2024
Mich St’s Tom Izzo said it’s fair to say that the BIG10 hasn’t won a championship in 25 years. So I guess he’s saying facts are fair. And so I guess he’s also saying he’ll never run for office.
10/5/2024
Mountain West fans were elated to learn that Texas State might join the conference. Then they learned there’s a difference between Texas State and Texas.
10/1/2024
Tulane and Memphis turned down an offer to join the Pac12. When asked why they said because they didn’t want to join the Mountain West.
9/27/2024
Headline: "Air Force Likely Headed to AAC." Well I’m embarrassed to admit I don’t even know what countries border AAC.
9/24/2024
People can’t understand why Woj left ESPN’s millions for St. Bonaventure. That’s because those people have never been to Heaven on Earth. Go Bonnies!
9/20/2024
Despite the elimination of pretty much all of its teams, the PAC12 hopes to keep getting new fans. How’s that going to work? That’d be like a donut chain hoping to keep getting more customers after pretty much eliminating donuts.
9/17/2024
College of Alameda said its new Coach, Gary Payton, is a perfect fit. Feels like there’s something the school could've compared GP's fit to. A mitten? Maybe a hand sock?
9/13/2024
The Big12 announced it’s pausing talks of adding UConn. It didn't mention UConn’s football team’s 50-7 loss to Maryland. It didn't have to.
9/10/2024
It was just announced that the NCAA Tournament will be in Atlanta in 2031. That’s nice for
Atlanta. Well, assuming there’s an NCAA in 2031.
9/6/2024
New Balance has given Cooper Flagg a huge deal. So people are. now asking,”Who’s Cooper Flagg?” I think this is good for the company. At least people aren’t now asking,
“What’s New Balance?”
9/2/2024
UConn wants to join the Big12. But the Big12 is requiring UConn to have a legit football program first. Seems unfair as UConn isn’t requiring the Big12 to have a legit football conference first.
8/29/2024
A bullhorn and a sword were stolen from Rick Pitino’s office. Question: Why would he even have a sword and a bullhorn in his office? Obvious Answer: To round-up and control hookers.
8/26/2024
Kentucky fans were relieved to learn that Calipari makes his return on the eve of Groundhog Day. For if it was actually on Ground Hog, he might never leave.
8/22/2024
Florida has signed a kid who is a whopping 7’ 9”. And now every NBA scout is asking, “But can he shoot the 3?”
8/19/2024
After Frank Selvy sadly passed away, Furman’s AD declared him the school’s
best athlete. Hard to dispute Selvy’s greatness. But also hard to believe that
not one of Furman’s athletes is better than a corpse.
8/15/2024
Plaintiffs’ attorneys want a judge to reject a $2.78 billion settlement with the NCAA because it’s too small. They continued to make this demand despite being asked many times, “Do you realize that's billion with a b?”
8/12/2024
Howard U’s coach is worried that the new college basketball system will prevent his team from competing for a national championship. And the difference now for Howard U will be
what?
8/9/2024
Kentucky announced its holding an open try-out. This prompted middle-aged guys across America to say, “I know I’d make it, but . . .”
8/5/2024
Calipari wants his Razorbacks to start thinking like kings. That shouldn’t be too hard. From what I’ve seen, most college players already think they should be treated like royalty.
8/2/2024
The anti-trust settlement with the NCAA has former men’s basketball players receiving $135,000 and former women’s players receiving $35,000. So clearly, the attorney representing the women forgot his reading glasses.
7/30/2024
The BIG10’s commissioner says they aren’t going to expand, for now. So the ACC’s commissioner can breathe easy. For now.
7/26/2024
The college hoops season may commence with the women starting first. Makes sense given that men have been known to finish first.
7/23/2024
The Dept of Ed. stated that revenue must be equitably shared with female athletes But it could not explain how to accomplish that. So I guess nobody in the Dept of Ed. knows how to do division.
7/19/2024
A US Court of Appeals ruled that college athletes may be considered employees, unless they play for fun. And there’s a wonderful lesson for the kids: If you want to make money, expect to be miserable.
7/16/2024
Connecticut’s Danny Hurley signed a $50 million contract. Now he’ll be able
to afford pretty much anything he wants. Except a house in Connecticut.
7/12/2024
Former KU star, Mario Chalmers, sued the NCAA for using the image of his famous last second shot. The NCAA may have to replace Mario’s image. My suggestion: use Super Mario.
7/9/2024
The Big East signed a deal with NBC, FOX & TNT. And now the Big East can rest assured that its games will never appear on SportsCenter.
7/5/2024
George Mason’s coach just got a one year extension. That has to be huge for him. Though I thought those things were measured in inches.
7/1/2024
Marquette has stopped the search for its athletic director. Apparently, he’s just too good at hide and seek.
6/29/2024
The NCAA announced it may add 8 teams to the Tournament. Hmm. It feels like they are leaving something out. You know, like the words “power conference” before the word “teams”.
6/26/2024
Oswin Erhunmwunse, Providence’s top 2025 recruit, has decided to arrive a year early. Geesh. He must be tough to invite to New Year’s Eve parties.
6/22/2024
The Big12 may sell the 12 in its name to a corporate sponsor. There’d be a lot of support if they go with the company “Five Below”. You know, because everyone loves the number 7.
6/19/2024
Meleek Thomas is skipping college and joined “Overtime Elite” for name recognition. Really? I’m not sure I could name anyone on those teams. Then again, these days I’m not sure I could name anyone on any college team.
6/16/2024
UConn’s Dan Hurley passed on $70 million from the Lakers. Wow. Yeah, I know you have to figure in the cost of living in LA. But from what I’ve seen, you can live in that city without a home.
6/12/2024
Creighton just named its basketball facility after Coach McDermott. This has led to much positive feedback. As well as to inquires asking when Coach McDermott died.
6/8/2024
The SEC’s commissioner says D1 can operate together. By together he means the SEC with everyone else, separate.
6/5/2024
Arkansas’ John Calipari said he's altering his "winning formula.” This has led every UK fan to ask, “Now?!”
6/1/2024
The Power 5 has agreed to start paying its players. And if you are looking for the humor, it’s with the word “start”.
5/29/2024
Question 1: How is Chris Jans making $4.2 million next year? Question 2: Who the hell is Chris Jans?
5/25/2024
The NCAA said non-Power 5 conferences will have to pay $1.7 billion over 10 years as part of its settlement with players. Some say that's kind. But wouldn’t a quick kill be kinder?
5/22/2024
UW-Green Bay shocked ESPN by hiring CBS talk show host Doug Gottlieb as its new coach. ESPN couldn’t believe that yet another coaching position did not go to Bill Belichick.
5/19/2024
Calipari thinks going with just 8 players next season might give him an advantage. I agree.
Most teams go with just 5.
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