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12/15/2024

If you were a carnival barker in the beginning of the 20th century, you would have shouted, “Close but no cigar!” If you were a fan of Maxwell Smart (played by Don Adams) in the late 1960s sitcom Get Smart, you might have said, “Missed it by that much.” If you are an Illini fan who just watched as your team gave up a last second basket to lose to the number one team in the nation, you might scream, “Ahhhhhhhhhhh” and then stick your head in an oven. 


Illinois had a chance, a good chance, to hand #1 Tennessee their first loss of the season. Beating a number-one ranked team has only happened three times in school history, the last being on February 7, 2013 over the hated Indiana Hoosiers. In 2004, Illinois beat a Wake Forest team led by Chris Paul, and in 1979, they beat Michigan State and some guy named Magic. 


Tennessee waltzed (see what I did there?) into the State Farm Center with a perfect 9-0 record having trailed a grand total of only 6 minutes and 51 seconds so far on the season. However, the start of the game was all Illini who took an 8-0 lead, stunning the Volunteers. The first half was brutal, there were 26 first-half fouls and 45 free throws taken, the most for any major conference matchup this year. The game was tied at 64 with five seconds left after a Kasparas Jakucionis free throw. Tennessee then inbounded the ball to Jordan Gainey who then went end to end to score the game winner. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


Once again, the Illini were led by freshman phenom Jakucionis who had team-high 22 points, but he also had a team high 7 turnovers. The team was outrebounded by the athletic Volunteers team who snagged 17 offensive boards. I imagine that coach Brad Underwood will be back to his Heat Miser looking self screaming at the team during practices this week and emphasizing blocking out and rebounding. Tennessee was plagued by fouls the whole game, and in the waning seconds, their two best players, Zakai Zeigler and Chaz Lanier, were on the bench with five fouls. But Gainey stepped it up big time with a game-high (and career-high) 23 points 


But there was some good news from earlier in the week when Illinois beat #20 Wisconsin 86-80. It was Wisconsin’s third loss in a row after starting the season 8-0. The best part of that game was watching the Illini’s Tre White have the best game in an orange and blue uniform scoring 23 and grabbing 8 boards. Another highlight was watching Wisconsin’s Kamari McGee miss back-to-back free throws which whipped the fans in Champaign into a frenzy since they get free chicken nuggets through a McDonald’s promotion when the other team bricks 2 free throws in a row. “Free Nuggs, Free Nuggs!” It’s the most fun thing I’ve seen in college sports in a while. 


I should probably take a more optimistic look at this Illinois team. They are the youngest team in the Big 10, and they came so close to knocking off the top team in the nation. So next time I stick my head in the oven, it will be to look for some free nuggs!



12/8/2024

Illinois was rewarded for their win against a ranked Arkansas team on Thanksgiving with a jump in the AP rankings to number 19. Then they had to face Northwestern–an easily winnable game on paper–before heading into a stretch against #11 Wisconsin and #3 Tennessee. Maybe the Illini were looking ahead to those two marquee matchups, or maybe they still had an overabundance of tryptophan running through their veins from eating too much leftover turkey. Whatever the reason, they lost to Northwestern in overtime. You have to go back a few years, to January 29, 2022 in fact, to remember the last time Illinois beat Northwestern in Evanston. And why is that? I have no idea. Let’s go through a thought experiment together to dig deeper. 


Is it because the Wildcats are such an intimidating team? No, they always look like a group that has had to meet “high academic standards” to get into the school. That means they can’t recruit a lot of the best high school players. In the history of their program, Northwestern has only successfully recruited five 4-star players. Only four were ranked nationally in the top 100, and only one in the top 60 (all according to 247Sports). They’re most likely guys that in high school were never late to practice, they studied the playbook after they were done with their multivariable calculus homework, and their moms always made sure their uniforms were well laundered.  


Is it because Welsh Ryan Arena is such a daunting venue for opposing teams? No, it looks like a typical high school gym in an affluent Chicago suburb. It’s about as intimidating as walking into a Trader Joe’s store on a Tuesday in the early afternoon. When walking into the arena, I’m half expecting someone to ask me if I’ve been down their frozen food aisle to find the French Onion Mac & Cheese or the Kung Pao Tempura Cauliflower. Delish!


Is it because they are a basketball powerhouse with years of success and postseason wins? No, for years the team was a perennial doormat in the Big Ten. They hadn’t even sniffed an NCAA tournament appearance until 2017 and have never made it past the second round. However, the team has had some recent success, cracking the AP top 25 three times in the past four years, but never higher than 19.  


On Friday, the Illini traveled upstate to meet their in-state rival. Things were looking just okay in the first half as Illinois held Northwestern to just 24 points. Midway through the second half, the Illini took a 10-point lead 46-36, and fans of the orange and blue could relax a bit. But then Northwestern came back behind the strong play of forward Nick Martelli who had a game-high 27 points. Wildcat senior Brooks Barnhizer scored with 41 seconds left in regulation to tie it up at 56 to go to overtime. [On a side note, Brooks’s uniform looked very sharp. Kudos to Mrs. Barnhizer!]. The Wildcats then pulled away with a 70-66 victory. 


I’m still not sure how Illinois lost. They held NW to under 39% shooting from the field and 4-21 from three-point land. Illinois freshman star Kasparas Jakucionis had 20 points, 10 rebounds, and 7 assists, and big man Tomislav Ivisic added 15 points, 12 rebounds and 5 assists. Maybe it’s that the players who aren’t from some faraway European country need to step up for the Illini. For instance, freshman stud Will Riley came off the bench to add 12 points, but he was also 0-6 from three-point range, and Ben Humrichous was 1-9 from the field (all 3-pointers). 


The Illini have plenty of time to right the ship. I’d suggest they get together as a team for a low-carb taco night using some Trader Joe’s thinly sliced Jicama Wraps or perhaps try some Pork & Ginger Soup Dumplings for a quick but satisfying lunch. Delish!



12/1/2024

Thanksgiving weekend is always special, getting together with family and friends, eating way too much food, and watching football. As a tribute to the holiday, I’d like to share some things I’m thankful for. 


Three Pointers

The Three-Point Line was introduced to the NCAA in 1986. Some people at the time were not fans. According to a Sports Illustrated article in 1987, “Dayton's Don Donoher views the three-point shot as symptomatic of America's declining moral climate. ‘To me, it's just like a game show,’ says a disgusted Donoher. ‘In this world we live in now, we're into wild thrills.’ Wild thrills indeed! If he was worried about three pointers destroying the fabric of society back in the 1980s, I hope he had a Noah’s ark full of emotional support animals to get him through the next 37 years of his life. 


But if you like three pointers, you can be even more thankful to be an Illini fan. This team has attempted the second most treys among the 360+ DI men's basketball teams–33.9 per game. They make about 35% of them too, which isn’t terrible. In their most recent victory against a ranked Arkansas team, the Illini hit 15 of their 31 attempts. Tomislav Ivisic, their 7’1” center, went 6 of 9 on the way to a 21-point afternoon. 


Winning Coaches

Brad Underwood rose to number five on the Illinois career wins list as a head coach and is just a couple games away from reaching the number four spot. He did that by beating John Calipari’s Arkansas team. Incidentally, Calipari entered the season with the most career wins of any active men’s NCAA coach. However, Rick Pitino and he are tied as of the time of this article being written. To be honest, I thought Pitino and Calipari were the same person.


Twins

Twins have always oddly fascinated me, especially after those 2002 Coors Light “Love Songs” commercials. There have been numerous twins in sports over the years. While some pairs were equally matched, such as–basketball players Brook and Robin Lopez and hockey greats Daniel and Henrik Sedin, there are others in which there is a clear alpha. For instance, Jose and Ozzie Canseco combined for 462 career home runs, with Jose supplying 462 of them (plus he got to hook up with Madonna). You know when skiers Phil and Steve Mahre see each other at family get-togethers, Phil never forgets to mention the 21 hundredths of a second that he beat his little brother by to take the gold at the 1984 Sarajevo Olympics. And while Cooper Flagg of Duke is destined to be a top pick in the upcoming NBA draft, his brother Ace is hoping to crack the starting five at the University of Maine next year. Oof. 


Tomislav and Zvonimir Ivisic, twins representing the Illini and the Razorbacks respectively, squared off against each other this past week. Tomislav (Tommy, as TV announcers seem to like to call him) has clearly taken steps to become the Jose Canseco of this relationship. On the year, he is outscoring and outrebounding his brother 16.3 / 8.9 to 12.1 / 4.3. During their head-to-head contest, Tomislav put up another double-double 21/10, and Zvonimir went 13/6. 


The Nickname “Boogie”

Over the years, there have been several players with the nickname “Boogie” including Rejean "Boogie" Ellis who played for both Memphis and USC, DeMarcus “Boogie” Cousins who played at Kentucky for a year before departing to the NBA, and Johnuel “Boogie” Fland who is a star freshman for the Arkansas Razorbacks. Ironically, Cousins and Fland were both recruited by John Calipari. That’s two of the three most successful Boogies in college basketball history! I think Coach Calipari might be onto something. 


Boogie Fland is a five-star recruit who was off to a great freshman campaign. He scored in double digits in each of his first six games and was averaging 17.1 points per game. However, Illinois found a way to contain Boogie on Thanksgiving Day, holding him to 8 points on 2-12 shooting on the way to an Illini 90-77 victory. According to College Networth.com, Fland’s NIL deal is worth around $777,000, so I’m sure he is plenty thankful even if Illinois kept him in check for one game.  


Coming up for Illinois, their Big Ten kickoff against Northwestern, two top-20 matchups against Tennessee and Wisconsin, and their annual Braggin’ Rights game against Missouri. Those four games will help define the rest of the season for this team. 


And one more thing to be Thankful for…Bears coach Matt Eberflus is gone. Double Oof. 


11/24/2024

The Illini started off the week by eking into the AP rankings at number 25. This marked the first time in 24 years that the Illinois men's basketball, women’s basketball, and football teams were all ranked in the same week. Not too shabby. Then the Illini had to play eighth-ranked Alabama, and – poof! – back to the old drawing board. 


The Crimson Tide scored 52 in the first half on the way to 100 for the game. To put that in perspective, Illinois gave up a total of 54 points in their previous game to Oakland. It was apparent from the start that this might not be the Illini’s night when Bama’s Grant Nelson opened up the game with three 3-pointers on the way to a game high 23 points. 


One positive note for Illinois was keeping preseason All-American Mark Sears to zero points on 0-5 shooting. That’s about how Sears retail fared against Wal-Mart back in the 1990s (nothing like a little American consumer humor to lighten the mood). Other positives included the continued sharp play of freshman Will Riley who led the Illini with 18 points to go along with his 9 rebounds and 4 assists, and Arizona transfer Kylan Boswell who finally showed up with 17 points, 7 rebounds, and 3 assists. 


However, when you get whooped like that, what you need is a slump buster, and Illinois had a fugly one for sure with their next opponent, University of Maryland Eastern Shore Hawks. [If you are unaware of the term slump buster, check out former Cubs first baseman Mark Grace’s interview with Jim Rome in which he gives a perfect explanation. In addition to baseball, Mark Grace is also famous for his multiple DUI’s and for his former wife running off with actor Ray Liotta.] But enough of that, back to the UMES game. 


The Illini weren’t perfect in their game against the Hawks, but they didn’t need to be, since the Hawks are terrible, yet perfect for a team trying to get back on track. The Illini held UMES to just 15 points in the first half and outrebounded them 59 to 38 led by another freshman stud, Morez Johnson, Jr. who had 13 rebounds in just 14 minutes of playing time. 


Fun fact about Maryland Eastern Shore:  Clarence Clemons, the long-time saxophonist for Bruce Sprinteen’s E Street Band, attended the school in the early 1960s. He played football as an offensive lineman alongside future hall of famer Art Shell. While in college, he played in a James Brown cover band called The Vibratones. The Big Man ended up in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 


Next up for Illini is the Little Rock Trojans [Too. Many. Jokes] and then a Thanksgiving matchup against a top-20 Arkansas team. The football team prepares for their last game of the season against Northwestern at Wrigley Field. A fun Thanksgiving weekend for Illini fans awaits! 



11/17/2024

The Fighting Illini won their third contest of the season on Wednesday in an ugly matchup against Oakland in which both teams had 18 turnovers. The Golden Grizzlies tried to slow down and befuddle Illinois with their zone defense, but Illinois big man Tomislav Ivisic planted himself in the lane and dumped in a game-high 20 points leading his team to a 66-54 win. Freshman point guard Kasparas Jakucionis, who had led the Illinois squad with 20 assists and only five turnovers in his first two games, turned over the ball five times and missed all three of his shots from the field; it was a rough day for the freshman from Lithuania. 


Fans may recall that Oakland, which is located in Auburn Hills, Michigan, won the Horizon League championship last year for the first time. As a 14 seed, they upset a 3rd-ranked Kentucky team, which led to Wildcats head coach John Calapari packing his bags in the middle of the night, slipping out the back door, and leaving the state to avoid the hordes of Kentucky fans with pitchforks and torches waiting in his front lawn. He is now coaching at Arkansas as part of his penance. For all of you Catholics out there, Arkansas is similar to purgatory, but with lower quality dental hygiene.  


Oakland is coached by Greg Kampe who has been coaching there since 1984–that is 40 years with the same team! Let’s put that in context with some 80’s trivia. 

  1. 1984 was the year the Motion Picture Association of America introduced the PG-13 rating for movies. Can you remember the first movie with a PG-13 rating to be released in theaters? 

  2. 1984 was the year Hulk Hogan won his first WWF title. Can you name the wrestler he defeated to win the first of his five wrestling championships?

  3. In 1984, Apple aired its iconic “1984” commercial during the XVIII Super Bowl to introduce the Macintosh. It featured a young woman throwing a sledgehammer through a screen that features a Big Brother-like character. Who directed that commercial?


Coach Kampe had hoped to build on his 700 career wins against the Illini. To put that total in perspective:  his 700 wins ranks above Hall of Fame coaches Jay Wright (642), Denny Crum (675), and John Wooden (664). He is only 7 wins behind Tom Izzo and 31 behind Rick Pitino. He is also 697 wins ahead of John Jakus, the new head coach for the Florida Atlantic Owls. 


If you aren’t sure about the trivia questions above because you are either too young to know such crap, or you are too old and have forgotten things like your second child’s name, here are some hints. 

  1. Wolverines!

  2. He was the only Iranian to win the WWF Championship.

  3. He directed both Telma & Louise and the new Gladiator II film. 


Looking ahead to next week, the Illini have their first true test of the year in a matchup against pre-season number two ranked Alabama. While the Crimson Tide suffered their first loss to Purdue this week, they are still a formidable opponent known for their prolific scoring. 


Trivia answers:

  1. Red Dawn

  2. The Iron Sheik (Hossein Khosrow Ali Vaziri)

  3. Ridley Scott


11/10/2024


The Fighting Illini are back after an Elite Eight appearance last season, only its fifth one in the past 60 years. While they did get destroyed by UConn in that game even worse than Kamala did last week, it was still an impressive year. And then…all the players left, except for one back-up, Dra Gibbs-Lawson, who averaged just over 7 minutes and 2.4 points a game last year. 


So, in the offseason, Coach Underwood had to find players to make up 97% of their scoring and rebounding from last season. And boy oh boy did he look. He brought in Tomislav Ivisic from Croatia, Kasparas Jakucionis from Lithuania, and Ivan Awfulitch from…wait, he was from an old Woody Woodpecker cartoon. But you get the point. There were also multiple transfers from big time schools such as Arizona (Kylan Boswell), Louisville (Tre White), and Notre Dame (Carey Booth); as well as unknown schools such as Mercer (Jake Davis) and Evansville (Ben Humrichous). Quick, if you know the nicknames of those two schools, well, you just need to get out more (see answers below to see how much of a basketball nerd you are). Illinois also recruited a couple of studs: Will Riley is a 5-star recruit, and Morez Johnson Jr. was Mr. Basketball in the state of Illinois. 


While the Illini are not in the AP preseason top-25 rankings, they are loaded with talent. But because they are all new to the team, they have less chemistry than a newly married Indian couple from an arranged marriage on their honeymoon. Awkward, right? However, that did not stop the Orange and Blue from laying the wood on their first two opponents, the Eastern Illinois Panthers and SIU Edwardsville Cougars. 


Highlights from the Eastern Illinois game included Riley dropping 31 points, the most ever by an Illinois freshman in a debut game. Ivisic had a double-double (14 and 14), the first of many to come. The SIU-E game saw Jakucionis with his own double-double, 12 points and 13 assists (hurray - the Illini finally have a point guard!), and Humrichous hitting 5 three pointers. While these two opponents aren’t much of a barometer for the Big Ten season, they helped the team begin to gel. 


Illinois will face number 2 Alabama and number 16 Arkansas in the coming weeks before Big Ten play starts. That will be a dose of reality for this team of strangers. Hopefully, Coach Underwood can pull out his best Maximus Decimus Meridius impression. I can hear him in his pre-game speech now…"Whatever comes out of these gates, we've got a better chance of survival if we work together. Do you understand? If we stay together we survive.”  


Are you not entertained? 


[Answers to my earlier question. Mercer’s nickname is the Bears, and Evansville’s is the Purple Aces. Their mascot is named Ace Purple, a turn-of-the-century riverboat gambler who originally was seen with a club with a nail in it in one hand and a gun in the other. That is badass, but the school felt it did not reflect well on them, so Ace lost his weapons. Ace still has a sweet mustache that gives him an uncanny resemblance to James Garner from the 1994 film Maverick.]

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