5. I just came up with the really good catchphrase, “FGseeyou later”. The team has to win so they can use that on all of their opponents after beating them.
4. Since their first season in 2002, the team has never won the championship. What may sound to you like a lack of skill sounds to me like 23 years of studying and preparation. They’re finally ready for the perfect win.
3. I love the team but I have intense personal beef with head coach Chelsea Lyles. I will not get into specifics but let’s just say nothing would make me happier than to see her get doused in a bunch of ice-cold Gatorade.
2. The team is currently first in the Atlantic Sun league. Last I checked, there aren’t a lot of numbers before 1. So unless there’s a 0th in the league, I’d say the Eagles have a good shot here.
1. I really need them to. I’ve gotten back into gambling and if they don’t win, it’s quite possible I’ll lose my house.
Trey Allwood
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