New Reasons
1. They are big. They are physical. They block shots. Just ask St John's.
2. Boogie Fland appeared to be back in the groove in the second round.
3. Johnell Davis is the greatest undershirt icon in college basketball since Patrick Ewing.
4. The networks can't get enough of the Calipari family.
5. Calipari has four more checkerboard/houndstooth blazers in his closet.
Original Reasons
1. Boogie Fland is back and he is going to be taking names.
2. D.J. Wagner and Johnell Davis are about to be used like a set of brass knuckles in Providence. Insert joke about Buddy Cianci's mansion in the 1970s.
3. John Calipari's team doesn't have to face "Big Country" Bryant Reeves this year.
4. They get to play St. John's in the second round. The Johnnies have already been feted like a team that has won a national title. They are ripe for a rude awakening.
5. The University of Arkansas' president is named Donald R. Bobbit. Insert all of 1993's best jokes.
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